There’s an old saying that says if you want to remain young,
surround yourself with young people. The emperors of ancient Rome did it, kings
and queens of the old world did it, the Aztecs practiced it, grandparents still
do it to a certain extent. The elixir worked for thousands of years without
flaw.
The Present
I was seated on my preferred machine of self-maintenance at
the gym and happened to spy a young guy sitting on a giant beach ball doing sit
ups – staring at his handy and laughing his head off. Ten minutes later, he was
still at it: bobbing up and down, staring at his cell phone, and laughing.
To the other side of me, a pretty young thing sat on the
thigh trainer, legs crossed, looking quite comfortable, textmerized by the
small display of her mobile. She was oblivious to the growing queue of girls standing
in front of her waiting for their turn. Only one was getting peeved. The other
four were moblivious to what was going on, engrossed as they were in whatever
was to be seen on the displays of their phones.
Meanwhile, a young man was walking from one end of the gym
to the other and back again while talking to an invisible someone on the other
end of his invisible telephone. His voice was loud enough to fill an amphitheater.
Another boy was doing women’s push-ups over at the far wall
with his cellular on the floor in front of his face obviously in a session of
extreme cellularbation.
As I widened my field of depth, I realized over 60% of the
people in the gym at that time were connected to their cell phones. Most were
thirty and looked about as fit as forty-year-old’s who never saw a fitness
studio from the inside.
Did these people really think they had a chance to get fit,
stave off the signs of encroaching old age, have a chance to attain any
semblance of a six-pack?
When I was a teenager, society said our generation was going
to pot. (which we were, if pot meant marijuana!) I’ve asked myself for the past
ten years, where the current generations are headed?
I can’t think of a better way to age quickly than to hang
around with a young person nowadays. There are exceptions, but, alas, they don’t
want to hang around with me. 😉
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